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Wednesday, September 09, 2009

DYAN CANNON CAM

It's an exciting day here at Peon Confidential!
We're introducing a brand new treat for you.
It's our exclusive "Dyan Cannon Cam" (TM, patent pending.)
Yes, one of you Peons has reached the glorified position of living in Dyan Cannon's LA neighborhood:
Dyan Cannon, Hollywood icon.
Dyan Cannon, Oscar and Golden Globe nominated actress and one-time wife of Cary Grant.
Dyan Cannon, whose Wikipedia entry ends with:
She resides in West Hollywood and can be seen walking her two Chihuahuas, JC and Matilda.
As a member of the ultra exclusive Peon Confidential readership, you now have proof that this is indeed true. You can hold your head high, confident in your elite, Hollywood insider status.

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