Man I hate those smug bitches that carry this stupid bag around. You're so proud of your environmental efforts that you have to print it on the side of your bag? What, you want a sugar-free, gluten-free vegan cookie for that?
Can't you just see a VH1 "I Love the (whatever we are calling this decade)" special in a few years time where they talk about how "cool" it was to be an environmentalist in 2007 and "everybody" had this bag?
Well, for the record:
Much like other things that "everybody" had in other eras like jelly shoes or neon shit, I can honestly say I never succumbed to this stupidity.
Can't say the same about acid wash jeans though...
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The funny thing about these bags is that they came wrapped...in a plastic bag.
You know what else is irksome? People who re-heat fish in the microwave at work.
I hate that stench! Microwaved muff! Harrowing.
No, you are not a plastic bag. You are, however, a very over-priced, ugly, questionably trendy bag that will go out of style in 3 months and end up sometime next year in a landfill with all of the...ummm...plastic bags.
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