The chronicles of CNN's boot camp known as The VJ Program. We Peon Warriors began meeting here to share humiliating and humorous stories about early encounters with CNN anchors, directors, producers and brutal cafeteria employees. We divulged what it was like to be broke, foolish and referred to not by name but by function. And while we've moved on in life...the inner Peon still remains.
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Tuesday, September 21, 2010
10 GREAT INSULTS THROUGHOUT HISTORY
There's nothing like a high quality insult. Delivering them is an art form that seems to be disappearing in a sea of unoriginal expletives and tired hand gestures.
So here are a few of my favorite verbal assaults throughout the ages. And if you've got a good one, add it to this steaming pot of bitchery.
1. "Don't be so humble, you're not that great." -Golda Meir to Moshe Dayan
2. "He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath." -Winston Churchill on Charles De Gaulle
3. "It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before."
- Charivari on Claude Monet
4. “He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.”
-William Faulkner on Ernest Hemingway
5. “Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?”
-Ernest Hemingway on William Faulkner
6. "He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner."- Johnny Carson on Chevy Chase
7. "Nixon's motto was: If two wrongs don't make a right, try three." -Norman Cousins
8. "He is suffering from halitosis of the intellect." -Harold Ickes on Huey Long
9. "So, you're the man who can't spell 'fuck." -Dorothy Parker to Norman Mailer after publishers had convinced Mailer to replace the word with a euphemism, 'fug,' in his 1948 book, "The Naked and the Dead."
10. "He was born with a silver foot in his mouth." - Ann Richards on George Bush
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