CAPTIONS FOR THE ABOVE "RESPECTABLE DAD" PHOTOS
1. I heard through the grapevine that Bill McGillicutty's company is planning to transfer him to London where he will be living with his gorgeous wife in a multi-million dollar townhouse.
2. Yet here I am, unemployed, living in this shitbox with my mustachioed wife.
3. Bill McGillicutty is goin' down, fuckers.
4. That's better. Now, I'll put on my glasses and spy on the hot college girls next door.