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Showing posts with label Mama D's Arts Bordello. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mama D's Arts Bordello. Show all posts

Thursday, July 07, 2011

FAVORITE MAMA D'S ARTS BORDELLO PRIZE PHOTOS



So-
I've been compiling all the Mama D's Arts Bordello photos I have in preparation for our big, gorgeous 5th Anniversary "Sensory Overload" show!

I thought I'd post some of my favorite prize photos from over the years. (Such as the photo above--she sure loves that Korean Pop Star jigsaw puzzle, doesn't she?)
Enjoy...

1. The Joey Ramone Yarmulke from the "Rock 'N' Roll Salvation" Show (This prize was so beloved that the winner posted this photo after the show.)


2. The Isaac Washington Cocktail shaker from the "Shipwreck" show.


3. The plastic red heart encased in styrofoam that our prize winner stabbed at the "Spurned Lovers" show.


4. The Bea Arthur Hot Water Bottle from the "Spurned Lovers" show


5. The Interior of Jackie Collins' Brain from the "Guilty Pleasures" Show (Prominently displayed at the winner's home in Queens.)


If you've got a picture of yourself with a prize you've won at a Mama D's show--send it my way!

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

PHOTOS FROM MAMA D'S CRIME BEAT SHOW


Hey you hooligans who escaped our clutches on June 3rd--here's evidence of what you missed! All photos taken by Mama D's photog extraordinaire, Jay Herrero...





Thursday, June 23, 2011

TOM SELLECK+WATERFALLS+SANDWICHES=A MASTERPIECE


As a person who has hosted a "Lost Episode of Magnum P.I." night at Mama D's Arts Bordello, and consequently coerced the jolly good fellow pictured above to wear those bright yellow, ball-cupping, thigh squeezing Magnum shorts, I feel the need to spread this recently discovered artwork as far and wide as I possibly can. Now, I don't think I'll ever understand the connection between Tom Selleck, Sandwiches and Waterfalls, yet I still urge you to click and enjoy...

SELLECK WATERFALL SANDWICH

Monday, June 06, 2011

MUGSHOT HALL OF FAME


Thanks to all you lawless and larcenous bastards who came to the Mama D's Arts Bordello Crime Beat show on Friday! The Mugshot Hall of Fame is up on our Facebook page, where our gang of vicious thieves, thugs, and gangsters have been immortalized...

MUGSHOT HALL OF FAME

Friday, June 03, 2011

MAMA D'S ARTS BORDELLO: THE CRIME BEAT SHOW IS TONIGHT!


Tonight is the night!

Calling all cops and criminals! Step past the yellow caution tape: The Arts Bordello is a crime scene. We've got true crime stories from writers Alix Strauss and Celia Bressack, a shocking documentary from Terrence Ross, dangerous burlesque from Brooklyn Babydoll and blood chilling murder ballads sung by Lisa Mazy.

Plus: the Serial Killer Tracking Contest, where you can win a CSI-style UV flashlight for all your future crime solving needs.


TIME: 8pm
DATE: Friday, June 3rd
PLACE: Parkside Lounge
ADDRESS: 317 E. Houston
COVER: $5.00

Friday, May 27, 2011

MAMA D'S ARTS BORDELLO IN SOUTH KOREA


Check it out!
One of you fabulous, globe-trotting motherfuckers has helped Mama D's Arts Bordello tap into the South Korean market!
Look at our flyer, nestled amongst all that Korean reading material. It brings a tear of joy to my eyes.
Thank you--or should I say, 감사합니다!

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

MUGSHOTS AT MAMA D'S ARTS BORDELLO


Attention crooks and criminals, hooligans and hustlers!
Prepare to get your mugshot taken on June 3rd at Mama D's Arts Bordello.
We'll put you in our Gallery of Ruffians before sending you to The Slammer...

Thursday, April 28, 2011

THE GALLERY OF ARTCHETYPES


It's a collector's series of artists! Limited Edition!
Come check it out: WWW.ARTSBORDELLO.COM
We're working our way up to a full deck of Artchetypes.
So if you've graced Mama D's Arts Bordello and would like to include your photo in our Family Album, please send it my way...

(P.S. The above photo and many more in the gallery were taken by our favorite photog, JAY HERRERO.)

Monday, April 25, 2011

MAMA D'S ARTS BORDELLO by JAY HERRERO


Just a few of the sublime photos that brave photog Jay Herrero took of the Mama D's gang at our debauched Palm Sunday photo shoot. Our next show, The Crime Beat, is on June 3rd. Come hang out with us at Parkside Lounge!



Tuesday, April 19, 2011

THE OFFICIAL MAMA D'S ARTS BORDELLO PHOTO SHOOT


So-
On Palm Sunday, a bunch of Bordello Cohorts got together for a photo shoot.
It was glorious and lots of sublime photos will be available for your pleasure once they've been edited.
I mean, check out this one. Great, right?
As you can imagine, it was a bizarre photo shoot, and one hell of a good time. We pretty much tore up the place, posed with weird and random props, got drunk...and broke a garden gnome named Larry.

But Larry went out on a high note. At one point a Drag Queen, the gnome (voiced by a Bordello Cohort) and I peered over the fence to harass some poor guy who was minding his own business, grilling some meat.

He ran back into his apartment in horror.

Then Larry fell off his perch.

R.I.P. Larry The Garden Gnome


Friday, April 15, 2011

MAMA D'S ARTS BORDELLO PRESENTS: THE CRIME BEAT


Step past the yellow tape...on June 3rd, the Arts Bordello becomes a crime scene!
Check out our criminally entertaining video promo over on the Mama D's Arts Bordello Facebook page:
THE CRIME BEAT

Friday, March 18, 2011

MAMA D'S ARTS BORDELLO ON FACEBOOK


Are you bored?
Feel like stirring shit up?
Want to create artistic mayhem?
Then come join our Mama D's Arts Bordello crew on Facebook.

MAMA D'S ARTS BORDELLO ON FACEBOOK

There's always something interesting to look at, read or listen to PLUS a cool bunch of people offering up their opinions on art, music and life in general.

It's also the best way to contact me if you want to participate in an upcoming event--like our Crime Beat show in June!

P.S. Check out the photo above. That's me on the piano, wearing a satin tree costume, playing Swedish chanteuse Jenny Limb, gracing the stage at The Clyde Theatre on Whidbey Island.
It's a glimpse of the future Art Pimp I was to become all these years later...

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

THE WORD OF DAVID BOWIE, AMEN

The last Mama D's Arts Bordello show offered up Rock 'n' Roll Salvation. We took it back to our teenage years, when we prayed to our Rock gods to save us from our annoying parents, our shitty schools, our suburban boredom. Not sure what your prayer sounded like, but mine went something like this...

Monday, March 07, 2011

MORE MAMA D'S ARTS BORDELLO SHOW PHOTOS

Photographer/writer/all around great guy Jay Hererro came to our Rock & Roll Salvation and took a few glorious photos. As you can see, he's one talented fellow. You can check out more of his work here: JAY HERRERO.



Friday, February 25, 2011

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! MAMA D'S ROCK & ROLL SALVATION!


Get ready for a baptism in the Bordello!

It's a Spiritual Revival for lost souls saved by the down and dirty glory of rock n' roll. Rock & Roll Missionaries Wayne Kral, Evan Storey, Natasha and Michael Gural-Maiello will be sharing stories of salvation through song; when three chords could lift your love-scarred heart to the heavens, a concert could rescue you from the hell of suburban stagnation and a mix-tape could offer the answers to life's big questions.

PLUS: Burlesque Icon Nasty Canasta will soothe your weary soul and Mama D’s choir Genifer Robin and Delage will pay tribute to Queen.

TIME: 8pm
DATE: Friday, February 25th
PLACE: Parkside Lounge
ADDRESS: 317 E. Houston
COVER: $5.00

Monday, February 21, 2011

MAMA D'S ARTS BORDELLO-THIS FRIDAY!


Are you ready all you rock & rollers?
The countdown is on for the coolest, most guitar-laden Mama D's show ever.
The Rock & Roll Salvation show is just around the corner.
And check it:
You could win this fabulous, one-of-a-kind JOEY RAMONE YARMULKE, made by yours truly.

You can't afford to miss out...
Get your sweet ass to the Parkside Lounge on Friday, Feb. 25th at 8pm!

Thursday, January 20, 2011

NEW MAMA D'S ARTS BORDELLO FLYER: ROCK N' ROLL SALVATION


Here it is...
Created by Mama D's Arts Bordello Cohort Mike Ser, it's our brand new flyer!
Click to enlarge this gorgeous motherfucker.
Enjoy--and make sure to check out the show on Friday, February 25th!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

THE MAGNUM P.I. ESTATE: WINTER RESPITE


So-
It's pretty dreary in NYC today. The snow has mostly melted, except for a few dirty clumps here and there. And of course now the streets are littered with cigarette butts, Coke cans and dog shit people didn't pick up in the snow. Somehow people think if their dog shits in the snow it doesn't count. It's the New York version of, "If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

The point is, I woke up in need of some sunshine. Of course, with my finances in their usual pitiful state, I did not hop on a plane and head for sunnier climes. No, I chose the broke writer's route of looking through some old photos of Hawaii. Some from when I lived there, and some from trips I've taken in the past couple of years. And I thought I'd share the photo above with you, in case you're in the same boat I am. You know, the boat that isn't headed toward a sun-drenched tropical island. This is for those of us in a leaky dinghy.

So what you're looking at is the Magnum P.I. Estate (Robin's Nest) on Oahu! Ah, it's magical.
When my pal and I were visiting Hawaii a couple years back, we lived up to our Magnum P.I. fanatic status and made a special pilgrimage there. Yeah, we couldn't actually get on the estate. So we lurked around like a couple of Magnum crazed hooligans, trying to get a peek through the chain link fence.

But in case you need a refresher, here's what the estate looked like back when everyone's favorite mustachioed private investigator lived there with Higgins and The Lads:


What a great show. I think my favorite episode was "The Jororo Kill". Magnum hunting down a cross-dressing international assassin! Does it get much better than that?

Tell you what--as an added bonus, here's the "lost" episode of Magnum P.I. created by myself and three other writers and performed at a past Mama D's Arts Bordello show. I wrote the first section and passed it on to Mike Ser. He wrote the next section and passed it onto Peter Olson. He then passed it on to Tim O'Mara:

The Curse of The Kok'A'No'Work'A

Enjoy! How's THAT for adding a little sunshine to your life?

Monday, January 10, 2011

ROCK N' ROLL SALVATION PROMO


Mama D's Arts Bordello Presents: Rock N' Roll Salvation

Get ready for a baptism in the Bordello! It's a Spiritual Revival for lost souls saved by the down and dirty glory of rock n' roll. We'll be sharing stories of salvation through song; when three chords could lift your love-scarred heart to the heavens, a concert could rescue you from the hell of suburban stagnation and a mix-tape could offer the answers to life's big questions.

Thanks to Rock n' Roll Missionary Mike Ser for creating this stellar promo!

Show Details:
TIME: 8pm
DATE: Friday, February 25th
PLACE: Parkside Lounge
ADDRESS: 317 E. Houston
COVER: $5.00

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

BELATED GIFTS ARE OFTEN THE BEST GIFTS


So check out this incredibly beautiful Mama D stocking that our Arts Bordello cohort Mary Bess made!
Isn't it fantastic?
I wish you could all see it in person. The artistic craftsmanship is so intricate.
It got here a little late (just got it today) due to a postal system mishap.
But you know what's funny?
I'm glad it did.
It's nice to get a couple of belated gifts. You get to treasure them more than the ones you ripped open in a frenzied Christmas fever.
Thank you Mary Bess!
You're a great artist and a lovely friend.