For those of you who missed it, the U.S. Supreme Court just served up our 50 States on a silver platter to corporate interests yesterday. Corporations are now free to influence our political system and can conceivably dictate who wins and who gets stuck on the shitter without toilet paper or reading materials.
So it occurred to me that many of these corporations really wouldn't have to change their slogans much for their new role as political strongmen. Many of these famous slogans can be recycled. I just made a few subtle tweaks and presto! They're perfect for campaign ads. See for yourself:
Sprite: Obey Your Government
Smuckers: With A Name Like Joe Lieberman, It Has To Be Good
Energizer: Nothing outlasts The Schwarzenegger. He Keeps Going and Going
State Farm: Like A Good Neighbor, Newt Gingrich Is There
GEICO: So Easy Even Sarah Palin Can Do It
L'Oreal: Senator Mike Crapo--Because You're Worth It
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Huh. Now is the above comment spam or a future State of the Union Address? You can't be too sure these days...
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