Check it, Peons: Your CNN Humiliation Compartmentalized

Thursday, October 11, 2007

BACK TO BASICS


We've had some very thought provoking topics around here lately. With reasoned debates, interesting perspectives and impassioned beliefs.
But today, I'm offering up THIS.

I suspect we all know a guy who could benefit from such a contraption. The fact that it is not currently available at a Target near you is a form of sex discrimination. And with all the idiotic shit offered up on HSN, all those enthusiastic bitches shilling endless forms of Tupperware and festive doo-dads, where is the entrepreneur willing to help the legions of fat naked men across this nation?

3 comments:

Peter Griffen said...

Where can I get a fabulous Peniscope?

Anonymous said...

I believe in the Peniscope!

Anonymous said...

I'm still waiting on my Flowbee, dammit!