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Wednesday, October 03, 2007

RANDOM IRRITATION


I hate people who order Guinness and say, "I love Guinness. I mean, what's not to love- it's a meal in a glass!"
They say this like they are the first person to ever utter this "witticism". Then they laugh, turn and look at their friends and say "Am I right? I mean, c'mon. It's a meal in a glass."
(See, a repeat of said witticism to get another laugh.)

Just fuck off and drink your Guinness.

4 comments:

Paddy O'Brien said...

And the funny thing is, you know half the guys who order Guinness (I don't know any women who drink it) don't actually like how it tastes. They like how it looks to be drinking a Guinness.

Enjoy your meal, tool.

A former sudio-spud said...

Then there must be something wrong with me! I actually *like* how Guinness tastes, and I don't care what I look like drinking it! I'M A FREAK!!

paddy o'brien said...

That's why I said *half* the guys, sudio-spud.

Slanche!

Connie said...

I agree. Shut up and drink it. I'm a woman, and like it for the taste - esp. with a hearty meal. Roast beef must have guinness.