BLOW UP SEX DOLL BANDIT

Just woke up in my footie pjs, ate some leftover Chicken parm, popped a few aspirin to stave off a hangover and found this delightful story:

SYDNEY (Reuters) – An Australian man broke into three adult shops, had sex with blow up dolls named "Jungle Jane" and then dumped his plastic conquests in a nearby alley, local media reported Wednesday.
"It's totally bizarre. It's a real concern that someone like that is out on the street," said one of the owners of the adult sex shops.

Now, what makes "Jungle Jane" so special? You'd think he'd want a little variety. If he's going to all that effort, breaking the law just to stick his weenie in an inanimate object, you'd think he'd give some other sex dolls a test drive. Surely they are worthy of his attentions too. What about:

1. Catheter Cathy

2. Truck Stop Trish

3. Pittsburgh Polly

4. Port-a-Potty Pam

5. Food Court Fran

The list of missed opportunities must be keeping this bandit awake at night...