Greetings all you Icon Butchers and Slaughterhouse Champions!
We have an official date set for the next Mama D's Arts Bordello show at Parkside Lounge.
It's Friday, June 18th.
Save the date you ruthless bastards. Book your flights. Cancel your previous engagements. Patch up your front bicycle wheel.
You can't miss this stellar event.
There will be blood in the aisles as we slaughter some of culture's most Sacred Cows.
We'll be taking down these hallowed heroes in prose, song, burlesque and film.
We're talking about people beyond reproach--like Shakespeare and Bono.
No fucking mercy!
But that's not all--whole segments of the populace will be massacred!
No one, not even Martin Scorsese will be spared.
Correction:
One mystery Sacred Cow just might be spared. That will be up to you. We're putting this famous person on trial, with two capable lawyers arguing for the Defense and the Prosecution. You the jury will decide if this Sacred Cow will face the chopping block or roam free.
Plus...there's gonna be a meat raffle.
You read right.
A MEAT RAFFLE.
Prepare for a night of bloodthirsty entertainment on Friday, June 18th.
Stay tuned into Peon Confidential for more details.
2 comments:
This all sounds very amusing, but can I assume I'll be spared?
No way, Fitz! Just because you're dead doesn't mean you're exempt. And I repeat: NO FUCKING MERCY!
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