The chronicles of CNN's boot camp known as The VJ Program. We Peon Warriors began meeting here to share humiliating and humorous stories about early encounters with CNN anchors, directors, producers and brutal cafeteria employees. We divulged what it was like to be broke, foolish and referred to not by name but by function. And while we've moved on in life...the inner Peon still remains.
Check it, Peons: Your CNN Humiliation Compartmentalized
Wednesday, November 03, 2010
PREPARE FOR A NEW TREND ABOUT TO SWEEP THE NATION
Get ready fellow Peons!
I'm letting you in on a glorious new fashion accessory...waaaay before anyone else knows about it.
Check it:
It's the one-of-a kind Bun Hole Hat!
Designed by yours truly and knitted by a good pal of mine in Brooklyn, this hat is a delight.
With the Bun Hole Hat, you don't have to choose between wearing your hair in a bun or wearing a hat. No sir! There's a built in hole for your bun. Just pull your hair through, adjust the hat and you're one hot tamale; ready to take on the world!
You'll be the belle of the ball, the cock of the walk, the coolest bitch in town.
That's right ladies and gentlemen--prepare for the conquest of Bun Hole Hat!
Soon to be seen on the heads of stylish motherfuckers everywhere...
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2 comments:
I totally came up with the same idea, and I googled it to see if it existed. Great minds think a like. How is it not sold in all stores already?
Hey Melani! Sorry for the late response. I don't check this blog as often as I should--but I agree! If I could actually knit myself (or had a room full of knitting elves) I'd be in business!
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