Monday, May 02, 2011
HOW FOX NEWS MIGHT SPIN OSAMA BIN LADEN'S DEATH IF THEY COULD
I'm thinking it must be annoying as hell to Fox News that President Obama and his administration get credit for the raid on Osama Bin Laden's compound, a raid which resulted in Bin Laden's death.
Yes, it must be a shit eating experience, sitting and watching helplessly as a Democratic president delivers the news that this Mission is Accomplished.
It got me to thinking about how they might spin this news if they could.
I came up with this list:
1. Arrogant Obama Hogs Spotlight In Osama's Death
2. Black Male in D.C. Makes Late Night Confession to Slaying of Old Man With Kidney Disease
3. Obama is Responsible for Prolonged BP Oil Disaster, Unchecked Somali Pirates, and Littering the Ocean With A Corpse: Worst Oceanic President Ever?
4. Black Male in D.C. is Prime Suspect in International Incident
5. Obama Encourages Unruly Gangs Loitering Outside of White House and Elsewhere