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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

BUYING EMBARRASSING CLOTHES FOR DEFENSELESS CHILDREN


Reason #172 why I'm never having a kid: because you just know I would dress the poor bastard up in this black velvet cloak with fringe. No joke. I actually snapped this photo and asked a fellow CNN Peon if I could buy this for her daughter. Oddly enough, she never got back to me. See, that's why she's a mom and I'm not.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That cloak will drive some kid into therapy one day.

vjdutton said...

What? This cloak is a thing of beauty! I'd wear it in my size.