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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

GLAM ROCK ALIAS


Today I'd just like to let you all in on a fantastic resource I just found.
It's a Glam Rock Name Generator.
Click on that link (fair warning-the background color will accost your retinas) put in your name and whether you are a Ziggy Stardust or a Femme Fatale and it spits out a name worthy of the sexiest, codpiece-thrusting, eyeshadow-wearing, guitar licking, platform boot-stomping, barely legal groupie-fucking Glam Rock Star around.

I put my name in the generator and they gave me CHARMAINE GOLDENROD. It's perfect. And these names have multiple uses:

-Pet names
-Reservations at stuffy restaurants
-Running for Congress (Imagine the bumperstickers!)
-Prank calls

Which glittery moniker did you get?

7 comments:

Gamina Topaz said...

Awesome find ... I'm off to buy some jelly bracelets and hair bows

Dirk Turquoise said...

Gather 'round Glitter Kittens...my album "Dirk Turquoise: Slip My Tongue in Your Groove" drops in three days!
Rock on!

Anonymous said...

Roxie Lipstikk, two k's no c.

Sizzle Velour said...

Make way for the Sizzle Velour Revolution!

A former sudio-spud said...

Sizzle Silvers. Sounds like either glam-rock or B grade-porn.

Anonymous said...

I got 'Jupiter Marvelous'
I think I just peed a little.

J said...

Melody Starr appearing tonight at the Cleveland's very own Kitty Kat Lounge!