Check it, Peons: Your CNN Humiliation Compartmentalized

Monday, February 18, 2008


The other night I came home slightly intoxicated and the doorman presented me with a package. It had no return address, as it came directly from a website.
Within this package was a beautiful, top-quality, 100% cotton t-shirt complete with the inspiring slogan,
"Show The World What's Possible!"
Best of all, this mystery gift-giver had enclosed the charming inscription, "Get my scripts Bitch". (Note how "Bitch" was capitalized, conveying far more respect than I ever got from anyone as a VJ.)

I immediately contacted the two suspects that I believed were responsible-but no! I was mistaken!
So now I am stumped but grateful.

To the mischievous imp who sent me this treasure--you make me proud.


Christiane Amanpour said...

Wasn't me!

Anderson Cooper said...

Man, I thought I ordered a wife-beater!

Lou Dobbs said...

Are you sure that shirt wasn't made by some no-good illegal immigrants?

valerie voss the weather b... oss said...

Was waaaaaaay too polite for me.

Rush Limbaugh said...

That's what I used to say to her in bed.