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Monday, February 04, 2008

SHEDDING SOME LIGHT ON THE ISSUE


The picture above is not some kitschy trinket from Urban Outfitters or Spencer gifts.
It is an actual light switch ornament that was popular in Sunday school classrooms and the bedrooms of many good Catholic girls in the 1970s...
HOW COULD PEOPLE NOT HAVE SEEN THE OBVIOUS...UH...ISSUE WITH THIS ITEM?
How?
And why is this issue the ONLY thing I see when I look at it?
Are we that cynical now? Have years worth of opening a paper to find stories about creepy priests and Michael Jackson's Jesus Juice warped us beyond recognition?
Or were people just selectively blind back then?
And while we're pointing out the blindness of yesteryear:

WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO

How could George Michael's gayness have come as a surprise? Look at this man, sporting a PTA haircut with Sun In highlights and a salmon colored shirt, gleefully clapping like a bridesmaid hopped up on white zinfandel.
What more did he have to do?
Rhythmically slurp some cock while bouncing about in those painfully short shorts?
How did we not know?
How?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Looks like someone really does love the little children.

DF said...

Is there a version of this switchplate with a priest instead of Jesus? It would just be more accurate that way.

As for George Michael. Once I saw the video for "A Different Corner," the secret was out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsinptPnPjA

Anonymous said...

Nice gloryhole, Jesus.

Andrew Ridgeley said...

George is GAY???