Check it, Peons: Your CNN Humiliation Compartmentalized

Friday, July 24, 2009


Which early rising news duo despise each other so much that they can scarcely stand to be in the same shot? This set ain't big enough for them. For a while, the hatred was so palpable that they were only in a 2 shot at the top of the show. But there's a new EP in town. And this sharp shooter is demanding more 2 shots. So the question is, can Butch Cassidy and the Sundunce Kid hide their irritation behind fake smiles? Will there be a shootout on the set? Stay tuned.


Anonymous said...

Kieran "Cuntry" and John Roberts! They are so irritating, I had to switch to Morning Joe. Welcome back VJ Dutton; you've been missed.

vjdutton said...

Thanks! I'm happy to be back. And by the way, I'm a fan of Morning Joe too.

Anonymous said...

American Morning just needs to go ahead and get Kyra Phillips back. Can you imagine how happy the entire team would be if John and Kyra were reunited again, since the lovebirds would be getting laid regularly instead of waiting to go back and forth b/w Atlanta and NYC? Smiles all around.