Check it, Peons: Your CNN Humiliation Compartmentalized

Friday, July 24, 2009


It's a brand new concept here at Peon Confidential, where Peon lives are revered.
For years, people have scoffed at the New York apartments depicted on TV shows and in movies. The natives point out that only tycoons or blackmailers of tycoons live in the apartments on "Friends" or "Will and Grace" or any other syndicated dreamworlds. Those apartments are too spacious, too clean, too perfect.
And they're right on the money.
Which is why I've decided to show you how the real folks live.
I'll start with my apartment, and I hope you'll follow suit.
No need to tell me your street address, or show yourself in the photo.
Just send me a photo of your real New York apartment at
Let's eradicate real estate falsehoods together, shall we?

(Click to enlarge. If only I could do the same in real life.)


Nate Berkus said...

Very nice, Vj dutton! Welcome back! I was lost without you.

vjdutton said...

Thanks Nate! Happy to be of service once again.

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad you're back VJ dutton! Cute apt!