One of you thoughtful Peons sent me a link to a story with the following headline:
Swedish Lesbians Suck Sperm Banks Dry
Intrigued, I read the story and found this headline directly underneath:
US Woman Attacks Missus With Sperm-Filled Syringe
What I wouldn't give for a hotline to John Waters' house in Baltimore. (And yes, the hotline phone would be a 1950's pink princess model.) Surely the mustachioed director responsible for such classics as "Pink Flamingos" "Female Trouble" and "Serial Mom" could combine these two headlines to create a cinematic masterpiece.
So John, if you're a chronic self-Googler like me and happen to read this, here are five possible film titles for this spooge-filled romp:
1. Attack of The Sperm Crazed Lesbians
2. The Stockholm Ejaculate Syndicate
3. Cum Pirates from Outer Space
4. Semen Smorgasbord
5. Friedborg and Torborg: The Quest for Cum
Any others?
1 comment:
Good Cum Hunting
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