I present you with a list of women that I'm reasonably sure Tiger Woods has not slept with.
It's not a long list.
But it's what I came up with.
And of course, I could be mistaken...
1. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg
2. TV Personality Barbara Walters
3. That Duggar woman in Arkansas with 18 going on 19 kids whose vagina is probably so cavernous that it: a) has an echo and b) could provide a safe haven for illegal immigrants. Alert Lou Dobbs.
4. Me
5. Rae Dawn Chong (Because he'd have to find her first. Honestly. Where has she been?)
6. French Canadian power balladeer Celine Dion
7. Dog the Bounty Hunter's Buxom Ex-wife
8. Famed CNN Cafeteria Hashslinger Roz
9. Judge Judy
10. Southern Cooking Personality/Flying Ham Victim Paula Deen
Did I miss anyone? Raise your hands.
7 comments:
#2 is especially appropriate considering THIS post on TV Spy:
http://tvspy.vault.com/community/mb/mbtopics.jsp?forum_id=11391&expandThread=345804#Topic345804
You forgot Susan Boyle!
Don't forget CNN's own Nancy Grace!
Definitetly Meredith Baxter.
And still variants?
Still variants? Meaning women he could have slept with? I'd have to go with Betty White and Ann Coulter.
Miss J Alexander
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