Friday, June 11, 2010
5 NEW PORK SLOGANS
Apparently, Pork Industry honchos are searching for a new slogan. Sales are stagnant and "The Other White Meat" isn't cutting it anymore. I'd love to sit in on the pork slogan brainstorming sessions. Tell ya what fellas, here are a few ideas I came up with, just off the top of my head:
1. Stab Your Fork Into Some Pork
2. Don't Worry, Swine Flu Doesn't Actually Come From Eating Swine
3. This Little Piggy Got Slaughtered And Wound Up On Your Plate
4. Ham It Up Tonight!
5. We Ain't Fakin'-There's Nothin' Better Than Bacon