Check it, Peons: Your CNN Humiliation Compartmentalized

Monday, June 30, 2008

CNN ANCHOR EXTENSIONS IN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT


Sometimes I am filled with such pride for the savvy readers here at Peon Confidential.
I have received a t-shirt, a book, an artistic rendition of "The Lone Pube" and now this...

It seems that a certain CNN anchor isn't shy when it comes to hair extensions. This person's post-show routine includes ripping them out for all to see and throwing them on the nearest hard surface. One of our wily readers saw these limp, cheap-looking, rather forlorn bits of fake hair on the set and decided to capture their beauty for us.

As always, we will keep this reader/photographer's identity shrouded in mystery. But not the anchor of course. Only Peons are protected around here.

So-
Which of the following CNN anchors attaches these ultra-fashionable extensions to their scalp on a daily basis?
Is it:

1. KIRAN CHETRY

2. LARRY KING

3. ANDERSON COOPER

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Y'all jus' jealous.

Anonymous said...

Bet you miss me now, huh?

Anonymous said...

Hey, are those from Anderson's shorts?

Anonymous said...

You mean it's not Art Hariless, er, Harris?