Check it, Peons: Your CNN Humiliation Compartmentalized

Monday, June 30, 2008

CNN ANCHOR EXTENSIONS IN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT


Sometimes I am filled with such pride for the savvy readers here at Peon Confidential.
I have received a t-shirt, a book, an artistic rendition of "The Lone Pube" and now this...

It seems that a certain CNN anchor isn't shy when it comes to hair extensions. This person's post-show routine includes ripping them out for all to see and throwing them on the nearest hard surface. One of our wily readers saw these limp, cheap-looking, rather forlorn bits of fake hair on the set and decided to capture their beauty for us.

As always, we will keep this reader/photographer's identity shrouded in mystery. But not the anchor of course. Only Peons are protected around here.

So-
Which of the following CNN anchors attaches these ultra-fashionable extensions to their scalp on a daily basis?
Is it:

1. KIRAN CHETRY

2. LARRY KING

3. ANDERSON COOPER

4 comments:

Kieran chetry's scalp said...

Y'all jus' jealous.

Bill Hemmer said...

Bet you miss me now, huh?

The Lone Pube said...

Hey, are those from Anderson's shorts?

a former audio-spud said...

You mean it's not Art Hariless, er, Harris?