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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

THE SASQUATCH GODDESS


I've received quite a few e-mails from quite a few out-of-town Peons, asking how the last Mama D's Arts Bordello was.
Answer:
Fantastic.
But with one caveat...
There were a few nerds in the audience who apparently have a problem with burlesque.
So:
To anyone thinking of attending the next Mama D's, which is a sexy spy themed show:
If you can't handle nudity, if you can't handle yummy women shaking their asses for you---stay home.
Seriously.
I mean it.
Stay the fuck home on your boring sofa and watch boring Law and Order.
We don't need you pissing on our good time.
If you come to the bordello, you WILL see nudity.
You will also have fun. You will drink too much. You may even get a hard on.
Newsflash: IT'S A BORDELLO!

Anyway-
For anyone who wants to read the Jackie Collins homage we created at the last Mama D's, I am providing you with a link.
I'm very proud of it, and very proud of the bordello.
All the nerds can kiss our naked asses...

THE SASQUATCH GODDESS

4 comments:

Burlesque Aficionado said...

I love Boobies!
I love Butts!
I love Burlesque!
When is the spy show?

Anonymous said...

MAMA D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I second the burlesque aficionado. And I hate Law and Order.
When's the next show?

vjdutton said...

Hello hello!
Not sure when the next show is--probably September or October.
I'll let you know as soon as I've nailed down a date!