Tuesday, October 21, 2008
10 UPDATES YOU SHOULDN'T PUT ON FACEBOOK
I have a love/hate relationship with Facebook. I love seeing photos. I love reading wall greetings. But then someone (occasionally me) will post an update so incredibly lame that it will ruin my whole experience, and I will log off in disgust.
Top 10 Updates You Shouldn't Put on Facebook:
1. Ted should have used Preparation H.
2. Denise thinks her husband is a no good piece of shit bastard.
3. Fran is getting a pap smear today :)
4. Joyce likes to roast puppies over a spit and eat them. Yummy!
5. Denise thinks that slut Trish is a home wrecking bitch.
6. Fred embezzled $175,000 from his company. See ya in Bermuda suckers!!!!
7. Denise longs for the days when cheaters were branded with a scarlet letter.
8. Herb likes the feel of silky panties against his balls.
9. Ralph enjoys kicking short, hairy nuns on Wednesdays.
10. Denise wants her husband to know that if he thinks he and his whore are getting the house, he's an even bigger prick than she thought he was.