Check it, Peons: Your CNN Humiliation Compartmentalized

Monday, March 09, 2009

INNERMOST THOUGHTS


I'm going to speculate that at least one of the pious women on the above album cover is thinking:

1. "I'm not wearing any panties."

2. "Hurry up and take this picture. I've got a jar of peanut butter and a German Shepherd waiting for me at home."

3. "I'm the pretty one."

4. "Who farted?"

5. "Why the hell did you two bitches have to pull my head out of the oven last Wednesday?"

10 comments:

DF said...

Isn't that Woody Allen in drag on the right?

Jesus said...

Yeah...uhm...no thanks.

Sun Yi Previn said...

So that's where my lightweight coat is...

DF said...

Isn't that Mike Huckabee in drag on the far left?

Betty said...

Why is Phyllis Daddy's favorite daughter? I give better head.

The German Shepherd said...

Oh no. Not "lick the snatch" again. Can't we just play fetch?

Phyllis said...

Why is Betty Dad's favorite? I give the better head.

Peggy said...

I don't like hot dogs.

Mike and Woody said...

That would be a resounding NO!

Anonymous said...

There are some sick puppies who read this blog! LOL!