The chronicles of CNN's boot camp known as The VJ Program. We Peon Warriors began meeting here to share humiliating and humorous stories about early encounters with CNN anchors, directors, producers and brutal cafeteria employees. We divulged what it was like to be broke, foolish and referred to not by name but by function. And while we've moved on in life...the inner Peon still remains.
Check it, Peons: Your CNN Humiliation Compartmentalized
Monday, March 09, 2009
INNERMOST THOUGHTS
I'm going to speculate that at least one of the pious women on the above album cover is thinking:
1. "I'm not wearing any panties."
2. "Hurry up and take this picture. I've got a jar of peanut butter and a German Shepherd waiting for me at home."
3. "I'm the pretty one."
4. "Who farted?"
5. "Why the hell did you two bitches have to pull my head out of the oven last Wednesday?"
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Isn't that Woody Allen in drag on the right?
Yeah...uhm...no thanks.
So that's where my lightweight coat is...
Isn't that Mike Huckabee in drag on the far left?
Why is Phyllis Daddy's favorite daughter? I give better head.
Oh no. Not "lick the snatch" again. Can't we just play fetch?
Why is Betty Dad's favorite? I give the better head.
I don't like hot dogs.
That would be a resounding NO!
There are some sick puppies who read this blog! LOL!
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