Check it, Peons: Your CNN Humiliation Compartmentalized

Monday, April 23, 2007


A much-celebrated CNN talking head has a sullen moment Thursday night during commercial break. He admits to being lonely. The crew is stunned, so they start joking around with him to cheer him up...and offer to take him to Scores Gentleman's Club.
This talking head replies, "Scores? What do they have there, whores? I don't like loose women."

The crew assures him there are no whores there, but he could get a lap dance.
But this offer doesn't entice him either. Just before going back on air he makes it clear: he doesn't like lap dances, or loose women...He prefers bisexual women.


Anonymous said...

"Are you a lap dancer who's loose or a loose woman who's a lap dancer?"

Flyonthewall said...

Well, it's cleary not Miles O'Brien because he's neither celebrated or on air. And, he prefers women in diapers...I mean, astronauts.

Anonymous said...

I'll say it 360 it AC????