Monday, June 04, 2007
THE POET LAUREATE OF THE TOILET
The following pieces of shithouse literature, displayed upon various stall walls have been discovered at:
1.) A global cable news organization
2.) A local New York news affiliate
3.) A crappy Lower East Side bar
Can you tell which piece of literature comes from which place?
A.) Hello ladies,
Please I beg you, I beg of all the women using this bathroom.
When you flush the toilet, please take a moment to look and see if everything flushed.
If it did not, please take the time to flush again and keep flushing until it is all gone.
I am more than confident that no one wants to see someone else's mess when they walk into a stall.
We would all appreciate the common courtesy of a clean stall.
B.) Here I sit, brokenhearted,
Came to shit,
But only farted
DO NOT leave your hair or cosmetic spills in/on the sink. (clip art of sink)
MAKE SURE everything goes down before you leave the stall. (clip art of toilet)
Use air freshener whenever possible. (clip art of air freshener shooting out fumes)
And always remember...
If you sprinkle while you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat. (clip art of toilet roll)
Let's have a little more consideration for the next person coming into the stall. (clip art of smiling sun)