Wednesday, December 26, 2007
TOP 5 TV THEMES OF ALL TIME
In the winter months, TV is my friend. TV is right here. I do not have to find a cab in the snow and sleet, battle subway crowds or buy a bottle of wine to present as a hostess gift. TV demands nothing of me.
In celebration of my winter friend, I have compiled my all time favorite TV themes. These are in no particular order:
1. THE JEFFERSONS
I'd also like to point out that I can do a mean George Jefferson walk. Perhaps I will incorporate this into my elf shtick at the Elf Academy.
2. SANFORD AND SON
Pure, sweet 70's wonk.
3. MR. BELVEDERE
Shitty show, brilliant theme song. A favorite of mine when singing in the shower.
Now, I rarely actually get to watch this show, as it doesn't appear to be in heavy TV Land rerun rotation. But oh, that Maude with her flowy vests and bitchy liberal diatribes...
5. WONDER WOMAN
Mostly because this tune includes the lyrics "In her satin tights, fightin' for your rights, and the red white and blue--WONDER WOOOMAAAN!"
Bonus: JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS
Did I miss any good ones?