Check it, Peons: Your CNN Humiliation Compartmentalized

Friday, May 09, 2008


Jackass of the day:

NORWALK, Conn. - A New York woman has filed a $100 claim against Norwalk saying a family outing to the Maritime Aquarium was ruined by dog feces. The woman claims her child's shoes, along with the entire outing, were ruined when her 1-year-old stepped in dog feces outside the Maritime Garage.

City attorney M. Jeffry Spahr said the official response is that her claim is denied and in his words, "poop happens."

Kelly DeBrocky, of Mahopac, N.Y., wants the city to reimburse her for $54 she spent replacing her toddler's ruined shoes and the expenses for parking and aquarium admission on April 5.

I've come to the conclusion that some people's lives are just one long hunt for an excuse to be irritated.


Anonymous said...

LOL!!! I love that jpg! Why won't my dog do that?

Grumpy Mother Fucker said...

LOL? With three exclamation points?
When did Peon Confidential become
the Oprah message boards?