Check it, Peons: Your CNN Humiliation Compartmentalized

Tuesday, May 27, 2008


Today American employees trudge back to work after a relaxing Memorial Day filled with hot dogs, beer and traffic jams. Some of you might pull out your white shoes for the first time in months. Most of you will wince a little as you head back to the florescent glare of your workplaces.

But before you deliver the invites to that pity party, check this out:

Employees counting donations at a popular Hindu shrine in southern India will no longer have to take off their underpants at work after the local human rights commission intervened.

Police and temple authorities imposed the dress code at the Sabarimala hill shrine in Kerala five years ago after thefts were reported from the shrine's strongroom. Employees in the vault, all of whom were men, were made to work topless wearing only a dhoti -- a cotton wrap worn around the waist -- with nothing underneath.

But they found it degrading, and their union complained to the Kerala State Human Rights Commission.

"The employees on duty are made to strip before an officer before leaving the office to ensure that they do not carry anything in their underwear," said Chavara Gopakumar, the union leader. "It is humiliating and an insult to human dignity."

The state's human rights commission agreed.

Authorities at the shrine, which is dedicated to Ayyappa, a south Indian deity, said on Friday they would end the practice and have begun looking into electronic surveillance systems.

Think about it:
Your workplace might suck, but you've never had to fight for your right to wear underpants.*

*NOTE: This assessment does not include porn stars or personal assistants to high profile pervs.


Anonymous said...

how the hell did these five clowns get a hold of PLANET'S underpants?

Anonymous said...

Another reason why doing laundry is NOT necessary and that Herman Miller (sp) office chairs have purposely built mesh seats to let the vajajay and low hanging fruit breathe!