A Peon Confidential spy just forwarded me an internal CNN memo:
There have been a number of incidents involving vandalism in some of our restrooms, including clogging toilets with hand towels to kicking in doors and removing screws to remove doors off hinges.
This has become a serious problem over the past few months and we have notified Security and they are investigating. If you have questions or concerns, please feel free to contact Security directly...
Any guesses on who this toilet bully is? I've got my money on Ali Velshi.