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Monday, December 01, 2008

KING DING DONG


I just wanted to say that I really miss King Ding Dong. Look at him. He's a benevolent leader. Jolly, even.
Hostess, are you listening?
It's time to restore King Ding Dong to his rightful throne. His majesty has been in cream-filled exile for far too long.

4 comments:

DF said...

Everyone loves Ding Dongs...this is proven 28 seconds into this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw00EUh0GT4

brach's pick a mix said...

Why does he have peppermints as biceps and thighs?...and why's he wearing ballet flats?

vjdutton said...

Never question the royal ways of The Great King Ding Dong.

Twinkie the Kid said...

Cream-filled exile!?
Sounds like West Hollywood!