This just in:
Larry King has been chosen as the official spokesperson for of all things...breath freshener.
Yes, he and his wife Shawn will be gracing your TV sometime soon, pitching All Natural BreathGemz®.
See for yourself: LARRY KING'S FRESH BREATH
But according to Donald Trump, hiring Larry King to advertise breath freshener seems a bit like hiring Sarah Palin to do an audiobook of the collected works of Shakespeare.
Back in 1999, as he was sitting on Larry's famed CNN set, he stopped the interview to say, "Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. It really is. Has this been told to you before?"
1 comment:
He should also consider doing an ad for ass mints since he farts all day long.
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