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Wednesday, July 09, 2008

5 REJECTED HURRICANE NAMES


So-
Bertha has the distinction of being the first hurricane out of the gate this season.
I think Bertha is one of the better hurricane names I've heard. Bertha sounds big, blustery and rude. Bertha would slap your face with her fat ham hocks.
Then I started to think of names the Hurricane Center in Miami may have rejected:

1. Hurricane Liberace
2. Hurricane Mussolini
3. Hurricane Shaniqua
4. Hurricane Muffy
5. Hurricane Rae Dawn Chong

Any others?

5 comments:

Hurricane Shaniqua said...

Oh no you didn't!

Hurricane Buddy said...

I'm FIERCE, y'all.

Anonymous said...

Hurricane Jim J. Bullock

Lil Catholic School Girl said...

Hurricane Britney, Bitch!

Anonymous said...

Hurricane ROZ!