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Wednesday, July 09, 2008

5 REJECTED HURRICANE NAMES


So-
Bertha has the distinction of being the first hurricane out of the gate this season.
I think Bertha is one of the better hurricane names I've heard. Bertha sounds big, blustery and rude. Bertha would slap your face with her fat ham hocks.
Then I started to think of names the Hurricane Center in Miami may have rejected:

1. Hurricane Liberace
2. Hurricane Mussolini
3. Hurricane Shaniqua
4. Hurricane Muffy
5. Hurricane Rae Dawn Chong

Any others?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh no you didn't!

Anonymous said...

I'm FIERCE, y'all.

Anonymous said...

Hurricane Jim J. Bullock

Anonymous said...

Hurricane Britney, Bitch!

Anonymous said...

Hurricane ROZ!