Check it, Peons: Your CNN Humiliation Compartmentalized

Tuesday, September 02, 2008


It is with more than one tear in my eye that I bid adieu to the Star Trek Experience in Las Vegas. Apparently, yesterday was the last day drunken conventioneers and hard core dorks could have a Klingon Encounter or undergo a Borg Invasion.

A fellow Peon and I were fortunate enough to enjoy this attraction during our last trip there. When I mentioned this tragic turn of events, this person said,

Vegas is a sadder place now.
First Sigfried & Roy and now this!?

What's next? Shutting down the all you can eat buffets?
And where do the displaced Trekkies go?

I thank the Lord Almighty we got to see it while we were there.

I couldn't have said it better myself.
But does anyone have an answer to this person's question?
Honestly, just where will all the displaced Trekkies go?


Dr. Spock said...

They'll go to The Final Frontier, of course.

Anonymous said...

I guess so Dr. Spock, if by "final frontier" you mean "back downstairs to their mom's basement."

Anonymous said...

Is that the fellow peon posing with you? Because I don't think there's much hope for him finding another "experience." He's permanently displaced.

Linden Soles said...

If you're looking for Klingons, check my bunghole.