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Wednesday, September 10, 2008


So, I woke up a little depressed today.
The mood was gloomy and blue.
Then by sheer good luck, I stumbled across this picture.
I am posting it, just in case any of you need a pick me up.
How can anyone be unhappy while looking at this stylish woman and her divine interior design?
Her joy is infectious!
Surely she is waiting for some equally fashionable pals to arrive for a fondue party.
I wish I were one of them.
But the question is:
What song do you think is playing on that excellent sound system?
I'm going with this one: DISCO TEX AND THE SEX-O-LETTES
What do you think?


Anonymous said...

That room has the smooth sound of Roberta Flack written all over it. What's up with that random number two on the shelf? Ode to Sesame street?

Stanley Roper said...

Helen! Your sister's here. (insert camera turn and grin).

Perplexed in Pittsburgh said...

Is she on the lam from the law? Hiding from the landlord (that means you Mr. Roper.) Why else would she want to camouflage herself in that sofa?

Anonymous said...

Is it wrong that I want to lick her head like a Tootsie Pop?

Barry White said...

That room was made for my music.