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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

NAKED POLE VAULTER: THE ECONOMIC CRISIS STRIKES AGAIN


Just when you think all angles of the economic crisis have been covered, what with mistresses bitching about married men taking them to cheap restaurants, married women taking 2nd jobs at strip joints, and ex-businessmen wandering about in panda suits (see below) along comes another sorry bastard tugging at your heartstrings with his tale of economic woe...

PARIS (Reuters) – A French pole vaulting champion has run naked with his pole through the streets of Paris and posted the video on the Internet, hoping to draw attention to his quest for a new sponsorship deal.
Romain Mesnil, who won a silver medal at the 2007 Athletics World Championships in Osaka, used to be sponsored by U.S. sports brand Nike but says his contract expired last year and was not renewed.
Many athletes have reported difficulties obtaining corporate sponsorship as companies cut costs because of the global economic downturn.

And naturally, I found the video for you:
NAKED POLE VAULTER SEEKS SPONSORSHIP

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yummy! I'll hire this guy.

Anonymous said...

I'll hire him too. But not for sponsorship. just for fun!!!