Check it, Peons: Your CNN Humiliation Compartmentalized

Friday, March 28, 2008


Just read this today, after leaving the bathroom:

WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A New Zealand man got the fright of his life when a runaway SUV crashed into his house and knocked him off the toilet, a newspaper reported Friday.
See, already my day has improved. I had no idea that I should be grateful for the luxury of having an uninterrupted morning poo.Forget about walking a mile in another man's shoes. Sometimes you have to shit on another man's toilet to really see how good you've got it in this life.

1 comment:

Your Neighborhood Perv said...

I've been reading this blog for a long time. I've read about you masturbating with a bathroom lever, barfing on your terrace, and waking up with a slice of deli meat in your hand. Today I check in and see something about your morning poo. I'm not sure what other TMI posts you have up your sleeve. I'm also not sure what this says about me, but I know I'll be reading them.