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Thursday, August 28, 2008

THE FINEST PRIZE EVER AWARDED, JACKIE COLLINS STYLE



I love you Peon Confidential readers so much that today I'm giving all of you head.
A glass head.
But it's better than that.
See these beautiful photos? These are shots of the Jackie Collins Jackpot prize from the last Mama D's Arts Bordello. I made this head with my own two dwarfy hands. Got decoupage glue all over the coffee table in the process.
Now-
Sure that's a cool head, you're thinking. It's a sensational piece of art.
But what does it mean?

Well dear reader, that head is in fact...the interior of Jackie Collins' brain.
Look closely. You'll find champagne popping, the Hollywood sign, the Beverly Hills Hotel, piles of money, bejeweled tits, half naked men, fast cars and glamorous women. (Click on the photos to enlarge the exquisite details.)

So-
With deluxe prizes like that, can you afford to miss the next show on October 9th?
I think not.

4 comments:

Bill Hemer said...

Perhaps you could make a Laurie Dhue head and fill it with air.

Bill Hemmer said...

Perhaps you could make a Laurie Dhue head and fill it with air.

Laurie Dhue said...

We heard you the first time, Bill.

Anonymous said...

Still bitter ...