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Friday, July 13, 2007

THE DAWN OF A REVOLUTION



Perhaps Friday the 13th isn't so unlucky after all.
I just read that the Energizer battery company (known for its battery-powered pink bunny) will buy Playtex (known for gentle glide pink tampons) for about $1.16 billion.

This could make for some very interesting new products, don't you think?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Ener-Tex Vibrator:
"It keeps going and going and going..."

Anonymous said...

The PLAYTIZER vibrator:
With easy, gentle glide tip

Anonymous said...

HELP! I CAN"T SHUT THIS DAMNED THING OFF! MY GUESTS ARE ABOUT TO ARRIVE!!