Thursday, July 05, 2007
REASON NO. 3,457 WHY I LOVE NY
I was walking through Times Square, and there was a woman passing out free Mary Poppins fans as an advertisement for the Broadway production.
She was very pretty and sweet, sing-songing her offerings with a smile: "Free Mary Poppins fans! Free Mary Poppins fans!"
While some fanny-packed tourists accepted the fans graciously, a guy whom I can only assume was a New Yorker shuffled past and said,
"Man, fuck Mary Poppins. Mother fuckin' Mary Poppins can kiss my ass."
Chim-chim-cher-ree to you buddy. You're my kind of guy.