Check it, Peons: Your CNN Humiliation Compartmentalized

Wednesday, July 11, 2007


A Peon Confidential reader brought something to my attention recently. She informed me that former CNN phenom Susan Rook is now a commercial photographer. With a a flurry of my stubby fingers, I Googled her and found this:

While the pictures are attractive enough, I must quibble with her description of "family". Note how she writes, "Family…always there…our source of love and hope."

Obviously, her Dad never yelled at her when she was nine because he was drunk picking her up after a birthday party and scratched his Peugeot due to his impaired driving skills...Don't see the connection? Why, the scratches were my fault because had Dad not been forced to pick me up at the party, there would be no scratches on his car...ah family...always there...our source of love and hope.

On the other hand, I do agree with one of her quotes: "Families are relationships that make us who we are."
No denying that, I'm afraid.

Cheers, Dad!

Just found this SUSAN ROOK SHRINE
It hasn't been updated since 1997, but I don't care. It's reassuring to know there is a shrine to Susan Rook.


David Hasselhoff said...

Honey--is that you? When did I have a Peugeot?

Anonymous said...

Nuttymike's "Lovesick Fool" story is a must-read. Love the satin background!

Anonymous said...

Miss her and her work in the recovery field!!!
Peace, Love, Joy to you m'dear!

Anonymous said...; You saved my day again.

Mr.Volcher said...

I used to watch Talk Back Live everyday on CNN just to Masturbate when Susan was on does anyone have an address for her