Monday, July 23, 2007
STROKER QUALITY CONTROL
I just got off the phone with a relative of mine who lives in Canada. He said that as a way to make extra cash, he does porno quality control. (We are a very refined family indeed.)
What is this you ask? Well, he gets paid a buck a movie by a local Adult Entertainment Center to sit and watch porno (yes, I keep referring to it as porno, because I think it sounds funnier.) This is to ensure that no one has edited their own home movies into them...
I am NOT making this up.
Apparently, some people are so desperate for their 15 minutes that they will rent porno movies and spend the time and effort to add in x-rated footage from their all-inclusive honeymoon at Sandals resort in the Bahamas.
While this type of quality control operation may sound like a cushy gig, he says it gets pretty dull. So he sets up a couple televisions side by side, puts the DVDs on fast forward and plays the Benny Hill theme for his personal amusement.
I got to thinking about other things that would be funny if they were edited into a porno:
1.) Celine Dion's performance of AC/DC's "You Shook Me All Night Long".
2.) The intro to "The Facts of Life".
3.) Clara Peller's "Where's The Beef?" commercial.
4.)The Solid Gold Dancers.
5.) Three Bongs and A Tootie